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Thursday, Feb 4, 2010 5:36PM / Standard Entry / Members only
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type in your name on urbandictionary.com and post up the first definition it has for your name:

it's pretty accurate! hahahahaa
PATRICK

All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.

"Damn, my girl got snatched..."
"Kick his ass dude!"
"Nah man... it was Patrick bro"
"Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you"
"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"
"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Patrick. But they are easily confused"

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Eugenia Yuan
posted on Friday, Feb 12, 2010 5:48AM [Report]

this, was hilarious. and of course, all so true. so true. hehe. you're awesome
JasonChau
posted on Thursday, Feb 11, 2010 6:28PM [Report]

You think Patrick is bad? I looked up Jason as you said and found this:

'Jason is someone who is one of those tall, dark, and handsome guys who everyone thinks is hot; aka high calorie eye candy.

He is down to earth and a really sweet guy. Sensitive, yet manly; serious, but has a fun side. Would make any woman feel like the luckiest woman in the world.

Whenever you see him he makes you smile. He has the sexiest voice ever (I could listen to it all day!). Great smile and the best brown eyes! Looks good in a suit and tie and knows his weather! ;)
You'll have dreams of meeting and marrying him one day...

One person said, "Jason is-a guy that is so god-like you can't stare at him for too long without your retinas burning"(wiggywackky).
That pretty much sums it up...
-Hey! I'm Jason; I control Ohio's weather.
-Jason is not ordinary eye candy. He is high calorie eye candy!
-I'm an early riser for Jason's weather forecast.
-Future Mrs. Jason N...'

Oh, and this one was one the MILDER versions!
MGZhou
posted on Sunday, Feb 7, 2010 1:52PM [Report]

hey patrick this is so true, hahaha, A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Dubbness28
posted on Saturday, Feb 6, 2010 4:36PM [Report]

Well nothing good for this..
Dubbness28
posted on Saturday, Feb 6, 2010 4:36PM [Report]

I didn't understand..
jacishere
posted on Saturday, Feb 6, 2010 2:24AM [Report]

Keke, this is funny, I love the sexy beast part ;)
janechu
posted on Friday, Feb 5, 2010 5:00AM [Report]

OMG! this is funny...
just looked up my name and I just learned something new... this is not good...

"short term name for marijuana...people who smoke pot often love Jane's"

and the rest of it is a funny read...
JoanneSanderson
posted on Friday, Feb 5, 2010 1:19AM [Report]

Okay I'm a Goddess and surpass all mortal knowledge, Naomi is perfect in all ways. Lol well I doubt I'll ever hear that again. Cool idea and I guess I'm an underling of you the almighty then :D
MissScarlett
posted on Friday, Feb 5, 2010 12:18AM [Report]

lol! This is going around Facebook.

I'm not copy/pasting mine! Both my real name and profile name are listed and both are embarrassing... *blush*
dorinda
posted on Thursday, Feb 4, 2010 11:54PM [Report]

'dorinda' - isn't defined yet

hahaha

should probably put up a definition of myself......probably can get my frens to do it ;P
tinlunlau
posted on Thursday, Feb 4, 2010 10:15PM [Report]

Oh, I don't know about that.

I am not Spongebob's snail friend and I am definitely not Oprah Winfrey's ass-hole.
Cloudz7
posted on Thursday, Feb 4, 2010 9:15PM [Report]

quite farny the results. some actually sound pretty true :O! entertainment...
Flagday
posted on Thursday, Feb 4, 2010 7:42PM [Report]

`Flagday` - One known for her sexual prowess
She was so good in bed I actually thought she was a prostitute...turns out she was just a `flagday.` Hmmmmm....I never thought of actually CHARGING for it! ahahaha
Vivian L
posted on Thursday, Feb 4, 2010 6:05PM [Report]

Lol this is cute.

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born in la, moved to maryland when i was 5, then back to california to go to college. joined one of my best friend's company in xiamen and ended up moving to china...
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born in la, moved to maryland when i was 5, then back to california to go to college. joined one of my best friend's company in xiamen and ended up moving to china. now working on a new project with boys from alive (alivenotdead.com) and spending most of my time in hong kong. lots of changes in my outlook on life, the universe, and everything over the past few years. abc, but my chinese ain't that hot. super high metabolism, though it's slowed down a lot recently. look young, feel old. while driving, the guy in your rearview mirror singing at the top of his lungs to himself. highly optimistic, except when it comes to girls. tend to only like the ones that wouldn't like me back. believe strongly in karma and the golden rule. agnostic. not interested in politics. tend to assume the best in people. oblivious to sarcasm and jokes. feel that life is too short; felt that way for as long as i can remember. if you're not happy where you are, do something about it. take the road less traveled. afraid of heights, speed, and the supernatural. wish i could fly like superman. left handed. obsessive compulsive. very neat. drink socially, but don't smoke or do drugs; i don't trust my willpower if i start. poor willpower, but strong ideals - which unfortunately can result in hypocrisy. pick things up quickly, but also quickly lose interest in things. bad at keeping in touch. lazy, but ambitious. overpowering conscience. can't cheat or tell lies at all. introspective. care too much about what other people think. shy and aloof with strangers. yet if i'm in a club and a song i like comes on, i will be the first one on the dance floor. want to be popular. want to be in a band, be in a movie, write a book, create a game, and more -- if only there was enough time to do it all! try to push people to reach their potential. nerd leader. want to be the nice guy that doesn't finish last.

Professional Bio
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Patrick Lee is the CEO of alivenotdead.com, an online community for artists and their fans, with over 1,470 artists and 500,000 registered users. Patrick was also the Executive Producer of "The Heavenly Kings", directed by Daniel Wu (Best New Director, 2007 Hong Kong Film Awards). Prior to alivenotdead.com, Mr. Lee co-founded and served as CEO of Rotten Tomatoes (rottentomatoes.com), a leading entertainment website focused on movie reviews and news and one of the top 1,000 most trafficked sites in the world (according to Alexa). Rotten Tomatoes was sold to IGN Entertainment in 2004; and IGN was subsequently sold to News Corp in 2005. Mr. Lee also co-founded and served as CEO for Design Reactor (designreactor.com), a leading Internet marketing firm focused on the entertainment industry. Design Reactor’s portfolio of clients under Patrick's tenure included Disney, ABC, Warner Bros., and Artisan Entertainment, among others. Patrick holds a BA in Cognitive Science from the University of California at Berkeley.
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Age: 36
Gender: Male
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